no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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