before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
In other news, I just burned my penis
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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