Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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