i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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