you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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