i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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