I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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