My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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