i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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