they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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