He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
