Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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