My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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