so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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