Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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