Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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