Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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