Already got asked if we're dating
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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