Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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