i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
as a side note pls kill me
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