His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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