At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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