Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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