I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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