Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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