Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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