That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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