Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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