Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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