My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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