How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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