Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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