Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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