i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.