Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger