I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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