a search helicopter?!
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I am available for nakedness
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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