she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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