Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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