By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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