I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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