What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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