You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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