And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?