You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza