If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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