Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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