Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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