I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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