I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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