My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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