I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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